yesterday, i wore a red and white striped shirt

after i finished with the piratey portion of my day, i decided to go for a walk. on top of my red and white striped shirt, i placed a black and grey striped sweater. i strolled for a bit and, upon my return to my apartment, took off my shorts (proper measure for arrival at one's own home). at this moment, i recalled i was wearing black and white striped underwear. the similar stripe size and various stripe colors were serendipitous. i give you a representation of them here: